Numb face and a black eye
Liam arrived back to work today. I was going to make fun of his excuse for not coming into work for 2 days (he phoned up saying his face was numb) but it turns out a virus has attacked the nerve ending attached to the muscles in his face. The whole of the left side is totally motionless. He can still feel everything but he just can’t move it. He is going for acupuncture and his GP gave him some pills but only time will tell if he gets any motion back.
Then Humphrey turns around ad sez ‘yeah and look what happened to me last night’ pointing to his eye which had a HUGE blood spot covering about ¼ of the white area. Holy crap. When it rains it also shits down soggy crap.
With all the bad luck going around here, I’m just waiting for our side of the building to fall down :(
Have to start looking at birthday gifts for Ceri. Wonder if I can buy a boat for $100?